Friday, December 30, 2016

Apparently There's Some Problems in the Fashion Industry?

Hannah Tabert joins the podcast once again to guide us into the seedy underbelly of the fashion industry, where we find the true culprit behind sweat shops and oppression: everyone but me!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

On the Eighth Day, God Created Fashion

On this episode we are joined by the resplendent fashion designer Hannah Tabert, who teaches us that "modest is hottest" is not the final word God has spoken when it comes to fashion and creativity.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

A Town Called Brethren

Is it possible that Tanner's fever-dream has led the podcast crew to discover a community more holy than Edmonton?! Listen to find out!

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Our Advent-A-Pa-Looza!

This episode we dig deep into the season of Advent (well, 'deep' for we Brethren at least), and Dave controversially stomps on your favourite Christmas hymn!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Do Christians Make The Best Vigilantes?

Need your daily dose of vigilantes, citizen arrest laws, creep catchers, and questioning of police ethics? Look no further than this episode, hosted by the one and only Dave!

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Should Churches Run Weight Loss Programs?

With fear and trembling, we tackle the fad of church weight loss programs: are they helping or hurting us?

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Cremating Corpses and Short Surprises

In this episode Dave and Jackson receive a pleasant surprise, we hear Dave's dying wish, and the podcast nearly gets sued/cursed by John Piper.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Beards and Beautiful Ben

This episode, we ask the age-old question: will I glorify God more if I have a beard? We dive into ancient history and modern controversies to discover the truth hidden within the beard, and the lies covered up by the soul patch (poorly, I might add).

Thursday, October 13, 2016

The Ballad of Jackson and the King (James)

Bible Translations! Scandals! Dave is ticked! The ESV stumbles, while the KJV rises once again?! Hot (nerdy) stuff coming your way!

Friday, October 7, 2016

Cussing Like Sailors, Take 2

This episode we are joined by the foremost Creative Swearing expert in the Brethren church, Trevor Buttery, to chat about obeying socially constructed sins, breaking the power of words, and 16th century curse masters.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Trevor's Mailbag Brings Us Joy!

Our awesome friend Trevor Buttery joins us to ask all the hard-hitting questions: Can Satan read my mind? Is laser tag a viable business venture? Whose baptism water was coldest?

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

The 10 Most Holy Cities in Canada

Using the latest scientific breakthroughs from theoretical physics and crop engineering, we present to you the DEFINITIVE list of Canadian cities blessed by God, and end with the 3 most cursed in our home and native land.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Child Preachers... Enough Said.

We try to wrap our head around the adorable/horrifying (it's all perspective) phenomenon of child preachers, and discover that Christianity's isn't alone in this strange, strange, fascination.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Go Fill Your Quiver, Young Man (when the evil go east)

The answer to the ultimate question of life might be 42, but a quiver of children is 5 or 6, so that's a much easier way to find purpose for our lives, right??

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Felix Culpa! Should We Be Celebrating the Fall?

Prepare for some extra nerdy conversation on the Fall, the benefits of sin (!!!), and most importantly... ALIENS! Also, we reveal the secret lives of C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien!

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Would You Vote For an Elephant, Donkey, or Nazi?

We dive into the tricky (but wildly entertaining) world of U.S. politics to figure out a conundrum facing the American church: when does casting a vote become unethical?

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The Wonderful World of Nursing Homes

With the help (once again) of the wonderful Olive Fogarty, Dave and Tanner expose their ignorance on the world of nursing homes, and discover some pretty simple steps Christians can take in the right direction.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Rio 2016, The Home of Female Javelin

Prepare yourself, because this episode is filled with HOT TAKES. We talk the refugee Olympic team, whether Canada should financially support its athletes, and end by dismantling every Olympic sport (except for gymnastics, of course).

Thursday, August 4, 2016

The Truth About Fine Art: Uncovered and Exposed!

Special guest Olive Fogarty joins us to talk nudity in art, in an episode heavily edited to reduce childish snickering. Enjoy at your own peril!

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Can Online Debates Be Redeemed?

We enter the dystopian land of online comment sections, where roving bands of trolls, Bernie Bros, and 9/11 Truthers feast on the bones of any who dare show their humanity. Close your eyes, turn on the podcast, and let yourself be enveloped in our despair.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

All I Do Is Win, Win, Win (No Matter What)

This week we talk competition in sports, church leagues, and black actors for some reason. Witness the triumphant finale that we guarantee you'll never expect, because we didn't either.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Neerlandia: A Christian Bubble Laid Bare

We talk Christian bubbles this episode, weighing their benefits and pitfalls. Lucky for us, our friend Collin Gelderman enlightens us with his experience growing up in the "Pleasantville" of Christian Bubbles, Neerlandia!

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Must I Love Brother Cockroach?

Surprisingly, this might be one of the most substantive discussions you'll ever hear about bug/human interaction, mixed in with the obligatory butterfly-bulldozing, NRA-impersonating behavior you've come to expect.

Sunday, July 3, 2016

Four Cynical Millennials Are Surprisingly Positive About Church Worship Music!

This episode, Jackson, Dave and music-wiz Jordan Bennett engage in some serious one-upmanship to prove themselves the ultimate worship leader. And we talk about the state of modern worship music... that too.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Why Is Christian Music So Bad?

With the help of the massively-talented Jordan Bennett, we tackle one of the most looming questions of our generation. Of course, this was recorded before the life-changing DC Talk reunion cruise was announced, so it goes without saying that we recant all negative opinions expressed.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

When Spiritual Fruit Gets Some Brown Spots (Live at Bethel)

Our final live episode at Bethel Bible Camp! If you're wondering what happens when fruit goes bad, this episode just might be for you.

Is Jesus My Boyfriend? (Live at Bethel)

In the second of three live episodes recorded at Bethel Bible Camp, we test the compatibility of romantic language and God. Prepare for a sloppy wet kiss in the secret on a beautiful scandalous night!


Don't Bite The Apple, Eve (Live at Bethel)

The first of three live episodes at Bethel Bible Camp for the College and Career retreat! We talk original sin, collective punishment, and why we've been cursed by our no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfathers.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

What Your Pastor Isn't Telling You

This week we grill a podcast superfan, Chris Lantz, about the joys and terrors of being a pastor. Be prepared for laughter, tears, and twice the legal dosage of Styrofoam Apache.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

If Justin's A Believer, Should I Be A Belieber?

This episode we talk celebrity faith, Justin Bieber, idolatry, and even some Scientology. Did I mention that we talk about Justin Bieber?

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Missionary Dating, WWBD? (What Would Bertha Do?)

Christian Teenagers of the world rejoice! Tanner, Dave, and Jackson tackle your third favourite topic (after Nintendo and the rap music, of course).

Monday, May 30, 2016

Dark-Roasted Theology

Pour yourself a steamin' cup of joe and listen in as we butt heads over the nectar of the gods, Coffee. All credit to Nils Reuter for the topic idea!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Is My Career Unethical?

Dan Stewart joins us for a second episode, bringing his wisdom to bear on the ethics of employment. If you're a shark-fin dealer, prepare for some harsh words ahead.

An Inconvenient Truth For Christians

For the first time ever, we have a guest on the show! Some shill for Big Environmental (who just happens to be Tanner's neighbour, Dan Stewart) tries to fool us into caring about 'Christian stewardship' and 'loving our global neighbour'. Needless to say, our arguments create a Truth-Spill in his Pipeline of Lies!

Do This Four Times A Year In Remembrance Of Me

Clickbait: Is Dave sick of the Brethren church? Listen in for his troubling comments on the Brethren golden calf, Communion.

From My Cold, Dead Hands: A Defense of Hymns

They may take our lives, but they'll never take.... our musically-uninteresting-theological-essays! Onward Christian soldiers!

It's A Dangerous Business, Frodo (Christians and Travelling)

The fact that only one of us has travelled doesn't stop all of us from presenting our best uninformed opinions. Enjoy these ruminations on the spiritual side of travel!

Do Dreams Have Spiritual Significance?

An episode exploring the world of dreams, where we attempt to avoid the most boring topic of all: dreams.

It's the End of the World As We Know It

In this episode, we break the shackles of logic and reason in order to definitively answer THE question: "When do you feel the world will end?" Prepare for some life-altering revelations ahead, with a finale of can't-be-missed autotune jams!